Lalo At 3 my Daughter wanted to be a toaster. She is 25 now and not a toaster. I have failed as a parent.

The Internet is insane

Wow... DISGUSTING. Please say she is going to be put in jail.

And then the entire pub clapped

Daw that's nice. Hope your little talk goes well in front of your wee class. Let me know if you get a gold star and a happy face on your report card.

Seven people arrested over Sri Lanka attacks, as government says most of the eight blasts were suicide bombings bbc.in/2KRzCZV

Eat dogs to own the hwightsss

This is bait. Dont bite the bait.

Someone feed his poor cats a pepperoni pizza.

moved to @PearlTeaRizzy

as much as i hate being unsubbed from channels against my will..i now have plenty of Schaffrillas vids to binge. silver linings

>be Obama >respect victims.. >comments tho..