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End the 95% tax on Zyns

Every "rock historian" says stupid shіt like "Yeah, Zeppelin was good but they owe everything to Ol' Jіggаbоо Jackson who tied a shoelace to a stick in 1915."

17 years ago, Josh Beckett taught the Indians a very valuable lesson. Down 3-1, don’t bring his ex l-girlfriend to sing the national anthem. Beckett told John Farrell before the game: “Just for the record, I broke up with her.”

Antonio Brown: “I love you guys, I make all of you guys the crackers of the day today.” I can’t stop laughing. 😂

It was full to the rafters – every seat in the house – and there were over 70,000 people just standing in support in the streets around MSG. The movement is MASSIVE!!

Comedian last night: “Puerto Rico is a floating pile of garbage.” The Media this morning: *incomprehensible shrieking* The Media the last 6 years:

Drake legit don’t f*ck with DeMar DeRozan no more since he was in Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ video. 👀 “If you ever put a DeRozan banner up ill go up there and pull it down myself....shout out to Kyle" x.com/diamondscar22/…

Who ever said “I’m leaving America if Trump wins” … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 🇺🇸

Ted Williams: - Won MLB Triple Crown in 1942 - Did not play, served in WW2 in 1943 - Did not play, served in WW2 in 1944 - Did not play, served in WW2 in 1945 - Won AL MVP in 1946 - Won AL Triple Crown in 1947 One of the more impressive feats in sports history.

Will’s entire life led him to saying “Treat yourself a round of sausage” on Wheel of Fortune Legend

Never buying Gatorade again. Just picked up this 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.

What was Governor Tim Walz doing with the murdered UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson?

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With 2014’s underrated ‘Get Hurt,’ The Gaslight Anthem truly solidified their place as one of the best rock n’ roll bands of their generation getalternative.com/2014828gasligh…

God Damn these vampires for what they’ve done to me #BEANS

It’s Meek’s world and we’re just living in it

Would you miss me if I was gone and the simple things were lost?

dont cry over spilt cow juice xox