Finally picked up my Ferrari today. I can’t really afford it but as the CEO and founder of a 40 million dollar (pre-revenue) AI startup, showing up in a Honda accord might scare away my investors. Image matters.

37lbs! That’s how much weight I lost in the last year I’ve been telling people I started watching my weight But the truth is… My boss is an asshole and the stress has shaved off a consistent 7lbs a month Anyway, my new venture rents out asshole COO’s to keep those pounds

Out: Tables In: Standing room for software engineers to share app ideas and domain name purchases

Here’s how I built and sold 400 businesses today using AI 1. ChatGPT operator scrapes 𝕏 for startup ideas 2. Uses cursor agent to build and deploy them 3. List the startups on acquired dot com 4. Repeat Startups are easy

My kids use ChatGPT for everything As a parent I believe it helps them prepare for the real world Anyway, today she got sent home from school after telling a teacher to just “ChatGPT it…” I’m so proud of my kids

PM’s, when scheduling sprint planning, how do I point the scheduling ticket? And does that ticket belong to the old sprint or the new sprint?

We raised a 40 million dollar series A today To celebrate we got pizza for the entire team For myself I put a deposit on the new BMW X5 M edition Look how happy they are

Can’t sleep… Worried about tomorrow. What if I don’t create enough shareholder value? What if my PowerPoint animations aren’t synergistic enough? What if my boss finds out I spent 70% of my workday resizing images in Outlook? It’s not easy being a mid-level employee at a

Fell asleep on my MacBook last night Woke up to a 350k MRR SaaS (cursor + 3.7 sonnet) Most people would call it luck But not me While I was sleeping a team of underage high school kids carefully trained to hit “enter, accept” worked through the night Cheap labor is worth

Following Chase’s advice I just acquired 400 boomer businesses for pennies on the dollar at my local senior living center All 100% seller financed As my MBA professor once said: “sex sells”

I finally get the whole RTO thing After grabbing my 5th Red Bull (0 lines of code written) I got distracted convincing a junior engineer that he needs to learn Go asap Before I knew it, it was 5pm Life as a 10x engineer is awesome

cursor user pressing "accept all changes" until the bug goes away

“are you free to hop on a quick call…?”

Pivoted away from AI Got 14 healthcare gigs These guys are still running windows XP Talk about job security

How my day is going so far: ✅ Landed in Thailand with zero plan ✅ Picked up a girl after convincing her I write 10k lines of code a day (she doesn't know about Cursor) ✅ Took her to the most expensive restaurant I could find (credit card declined twice, but we made it work)

Accepted 2 remote job offers (using LinkedIn pseudonyms). Deleted the entire codebase (using pseudonym number 1). Fired immediately. Stepped up with pseudonym number 2 and restored the codebase. Instantly promoted. Jobs aren’t dead—you’re just not trying hard enough.

Just vibe coded an AI girlfriend Woke up to 20,000 users (kids) Amex sends me a message that open AI maxed out my credit card I quickly sell the Amex points (pays 10 cents on the dollar) Pay Amex Tweet that I’m back online Repeat I’m now over 60k in debt but have

This is all it takes to run 18 vibe coded apps doing $80k MRR There are no secrets