Every day is April Fool’s Day when you’re attracted to men.

They’re gonna clown on the avs

“AIYA”

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

Stolarz tells media in Anaheim he had a stern warning for Ducks’ Ville Husso when the goalies bumped at centre. “I saw him slash Willy (Nylander) and told him ‘don’t touch anyone else or I’m coming down there.” Adds he’d like his chances in any goalie fight because of his size.

incredibly funny. Deeply.

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG I AM OVER THE MOON I AM ALIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

I love how Gojo seizes the opportunity to open his drink with Geto’s practice of Playful Cloud.

the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem

i just think if your go to response to being asked about seeing the team you were captain of for the first time since the trade is “idk the guys very well” instead of literally anything complimentary/polite….. you are a weird fuckin dude

Using this as a scale from now on — how dramatic are you, from Craig “no clue” Berube to Stevie “omg we are all gonna die” Lorentz

Broadcast freaking out over Sherwood’s Michael Jackson glove I’m crying

If you’re still watching every second of every Leafs game, you have serious mental health issues and need to get that checked out. (I’m still watching every second of every Leafs game)

But! He doesn’t know them that well!

Ew

the abs challenge giving us players faces after challenging wrong is the best its so funny

Nothing will ever hit as hard as “with the sole exception of Satoru Gojo, of course”

The strongest, the loneliest..

Willy core as fuck