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Will 🦥 Menaker “A friend of Larry’s gets taken hostage just before recommending Larry to a country club he really, really wants to join” would be a perfect Curb season arc.

everyone call them and blow raspberries into the microphone lol

“IShowSpeed”? What about IShowLove? IShowEmpathy? IShowRespect? “Speed” has already shown himself to be a positive role model for the younger generation, we should encourage him to be an even better role model by petitioning him to change his username to a more positive one.

doechii is seriously a terrible artist

MIKE cloud rap edition MIKE

not trying to sound like a redditor but i feel so misanthropic and jaded i have seldom room for love in my heart and i’m extremely disillusioned with so many things i once thought beautiful i need a reset might just do shrooms this weekend

the zizian cultists are so retarded and reactionary their entire ideology is predicated on these hypotheticals they came up with while rolling on psychedelics

why am i so angry and depressed? lol please mutuals give me tips to distract myself from constant agitation

the country is already a covert monarchy through oligopolies and manipulation of the working class but the trump admin is making their intentions pretty clear on trumps desire for blatant fascist authoritarianism. third wave neoliberalism is a disease to make progressives weak

active capitalists are either subhuman and sociopathic or institutionalized and lost

i am porn

wghen U realise youere Born naked so Yo parents are Diddly😭

my hair smells like sulfur and curry

brian griffin is a pussy who can’t handle the free jazz trane

white guy who says rap has no artistic merit and pulls out a milquetoast 70s japanese jazz album

60 year old comedian archetype “this whole lbgt…spx…abc!” and the audience laughs because they man talking has a microphone

i wish i could orgasm without like doing anything but its just too much work

i don’t believe in a 2 state solution, i believe in an ALL state solution