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Loving the programmes on #bbcfour tonight with it being Dame #patriciaroutledge night! I can’t believe she is 95! #keepingupappearances is unashamedly one of my favourite sitcoms of all time! Thanks #bbc for this little nugget tonight! *Spills the coffee by way of celebration!*

Is it proper, at Daddy's age, to be having excitement?

Well, we haven't had the picnic, but I must say I enjoyed the riparian entertainments.

He thinks I'm a German paratrooper.

Are you alright, Hyacinth?

I will not have Onslow draping Daddy over walls like this!

..and I'll show you where I think I've seen a wren. I'm sure it was a wren; I said to Richard, "Richard, that's a wren".

Mind that herd of cows, dear.

You have to admire the way the better classes fall apart without dropping an 'h'. [Young Hyacinth, 2016]

You've woken the dog!

I will not have pseudo-hyphenated people boasting about their holidays abroad while I'm singing a selection from "Song Of Norway".

I AM SIXTEEN, GOING ON SEVENTEEN FELLOWS WILL FALL IN LINE

Richard, I hope you're not going to be consistently argumentative in the country.

I'd better answer that. It's probably somebody very important.

It's a mercy you're on foot and not on a bicycle.

A weekend bargain break at Bognor. theargus.co.uk/news/24794463.…

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Well of course I believe there's life after death. Richard and I will be an entity for eternity.