made it in and out of the DMV in under 30 minutes, can someone check if I’ve been transported to a parallel universe or something?

ON MY BIRTHDAY NO LESS?!

He only did this on Delta flights. When he flew United he was cold and unfriendly.

took my first barry’s class in six months and I fear I may never recover…why did I buy 20 classes during the holiday sale

I guess no more going out on fridays cuz that’s when severance airs

there’s something so beautiful about a turkey burger

completed my transformation to full on adult via getting my own car insurance after just getting off the family phone plan ://

both killed by a Cybertruck RIP

did leg day while on vacation at the hotel gym where is my nobel peace prize

BREAKING: Boston's Mayor Wu leaves Paul Gosar speechless, torching him on how Republicans make us less safe. "If you wanted to make us safe, pass gun reforms. Stop cutting Medicaid. Stop cutting funds for veterans. That's what will make our cities safe."

choosing to celebrate getting to skip the pain of daylight savings instead of thinking about the jet lag that’s gonna hit like a truck flying back from asia tomorrow

JUST IN: A federal judge in Texas (George HW Bush appointee) has barred Texas A&M's board from canceling a drag show on campus. Trump's executive order "cannot override First Amendment protections," she rules. "Draggieland" will go on March 27. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

me giving my dog a bath

when i finally pick a youtube video to watch while i eat

Universities going a long way to make sure commencement speakers don't say anything about Gaza

flaunting my LA resident status by being the only person on the subway in manhattan wearing shorts right now

When experience means harassing your female employees, sending seniors to their death in nursing homes and lying to the people of New York, why do we want a Mayor with that “experience,” Andrew Cuomo? #NY1Debate

the locals gave me crazy looks for running in the heat on vacation but someone has to