He lied

after 3-4 traumatic experiences everything just becomes funny af

After turning 20 I’ve become so uninterested in what anyone else is doing. Leave me alone in my cave.

I pray my enemies fail & get herpes. Amen 🙏

Sometimes people aren’t meant to be in your life for a lifetime, just a season… And that’s okay.

Sending a risky text and sitting on your phone so if they respond it vibrates your butt. Self care

If anybody can touch you & talk to you ion want you , you not for me

We don’t trust men with red iPhones

If every tinder photo has a baseball cap, he balding. Sorry.

That girl on tik tok DID NOT LIE, I got myself ahold of them 30 dollar Beats Solo 3’s

i be going all the way back to the 1st message to see how this mf tricked me 😭

Me vs. my work expense account

If you message me on tinder and asked me what I did today, and I said I went to the gym in the morning. That means I door dashed Taco Bell and sat inside until 30 min before my shift. 😘

I’m just a boy who’s crazy ✌️

I don’t care about anything but my future. Ride with me or get run over.

Can I be one of those people that wake up tomorrow and can randomly speak mandarin. I need attention.

yall get drunk and call ur ex? I get drunk and record myself, send it to everyone I’ve ever come in contact with, then have to apologize for it the next day.

It’s a knife when the universe shows you what isn’t meant for you

A friend group of 3 people is stronger than S.E.A.L Team Six