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@bryceyourselves

Attracter of porn bot accounts and online scammers. I take no responsibility for anything posted here. Lover of brunch, wine and donairs. Cycling advocate.

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calendar_today24-04-2014 02:55:46

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All these accounts know how to do is rage bait and divide everyone. I wish they would just fuck off to the US already if they want to gargle Trumps nutsack so badly.

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I swear food went up by 10% over the weekend. A loaf of bread is 5 dollars now and apples are 3 bucks each at the coop. It’s like they all knew about Carneys announcement and raised their prices to make up for it.

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Add AJ Allen to the long list of defensive studs the Riders drafted, conditioned into starters then were poached by other teams because they got too expensive. I will say they never really seem to find the same spark on their new teams tho.

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There is literally no sidewalk there, people are 1 fall away from becoming a red stain on the road. These businesses can just fuck all the way off. I swear this same article appears whenever the CoS proposes active transportation changes to a roadway. ctvnews.ca/saskatoon/arti…

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Hot take: the only reason it's called "Dad rock" is because the last time rock music was actually good was 20 years ago and now all the people who listened to it are now in their 30s, 40s and 50s.

Hot take: the only reason it's called "Dad rock" is because the last time rock music was actually good was 20 years ago and now all the people who listened to it are now in their 30s, 40s and 50s.
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What's up with prolific pedophiles coming out of the UK? Jimmy Savile Richard Huckle Ian Watkins Prince Andrew Gary Glitter I know this happens in the US too but damn man, just seems these guys are on another level.

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I’ve heard a lot of athletes grab condoms for a souvenir, you can even buy them off eBay. I have no doubts there is a lot of sex at these events but I don’t believe there are the mass orgies at these things that everyone thinks. People are competing and have SOs back home

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Politics has become such a circus. This is nothing but performative nonsense. As if all the mouth breathers who are actually going to leave their house to vote for this thing are going to vote no. The budget coming out must be a total dumpster fire.

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One day soon we’re going to read about Britney Spears being found dead of a prescription pill overdose if something doesn’t change. We’ve seen it happen to a hundred celebrities. I hope she gets the help she needs before it’s too late.

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This might be one of the best jokes in sitcom history, up there with 'pivot!' from friends, the marine biologist from Seinfeld and small flatscreen from The Office.

This might be one of the best jokes in sitcom history, up there with 'pivot!' from friends, the marine biologist from Seinfeld and small flatscreen from The Office.