I have taken to writing my dreams down when I am inevitably woken up every few hours. My dreams are crazy as hell and imma have to find a way to work their stories into... something idk.

I don't think I will ever understand why people get the "Calvin peeing on something they don't like" stickers. I get it, you are driving a Ford, why you gotta show your disdain for Chevys? Bigger question why use a loveable character KNOWN to not have any official merchandise?

I have been watching so many Masterchef Australia reruns that I can't help but look at red bell peppers and think capsicum. Delicious delicious capsicums.

Actors have a bad rep of being harder to herd than cats. I want to start a new one that techs are harder to stay focused than a dog who sees a squirrel. *Note, be nice to your techs as they can ruin your entire world.

Pumpkin Spice isn't that bad, it just needs to stay in its lane. Coffee, desserts, and sweets. Get out of here with that PS Dog Treat garbage.

Just a reminder! Roevember is only a couple months away. Register to vote and get ready to jump any hoops that lawmakers in contested states put into place.

Me paying with dollar bills Random Guy: That's a lot of one's! You must be a budtender you've got that look. Me (not wanting to engage): Yup RG: Good money in that, lots of tips. Some people love it when pay in ones blah blah blah I zoned out at some point during his speech

"You have a beautiful dog!" Thank you random strangers. I have no honest response because you have a dog that is overweight and is struggling to breathe...still a good doggo, just not that pretty.

One week from today, Goblins are gonna get Savage! Our "We Be (Savage) Goblins" live show in our "Hit Me With Your One Shot" series premiers in 7 days! Catch it on our Twitch channel! twitch.tv/knightssmithdi… #TTRPGRising #TTRPGs #ttrpgcommunity #pathfinder #savagepathfinder

"Act your wage" > "quiet quitting". I'm all about helping coworkers, I'm not about subsidizing the company for thier bad business practices by taking on more projects than I am being compensated for and no the occasional $50 gift card to the employee store doesn't fucking count.

Theshatteredcompass.show is premiering tonight on twitch.tv/zombieorpheus at 6pm PST and I am stoked. A lot of people have been working really hard on this and I could be more proud of what we have put together.

If your pet is animal aggressive maybe it's not the best idea to bring them to an offleash park? Just a thought.

Going live on youtube.com/watch?v=vo2NyX… Having fun playing We Be Goblins!

Hey everyone! Tonight at 6pm (PST) I am running a game on twitch.tv/zombieorpheus with Princess Hedgehog (They/Them) , Sharon Bebop , Meagan Kirby, and Mark Thomason! Come check out Zombie Orpheus Entertainment new live show, theshatteredcompass.show!

Sarah’s Table Fri Sept 23 5pm PST twitch.tv/gencontv What happens when a coven of witches build the world from the ground up? Find out in this session of #Wickedness w/ Bryce Bebop & Bryan C.P. Steele 🔜 GAMEHOLE CON 2024 #joyfulgaming #SarahsTable #GenCon #GenConTV #GameNight #RPG Gen Con

WE’RE SO CLOSE!! I’d love to wake up to being funded!!!!