Gives a whole new meaning to pretty people doing ugly things

I don't want to grow old

45-50 hrs of work and 10credit hrs at Ucf. #letsgetit

92 yr old women calling me a "tall glass of water" >

I like how every telemarketer likes to point out to me how hot it is on their cig breaks. No shit, I've been outside since 9.

I can't wait for the gym tonight #stressed #overwhelmed

Need to get out in the field so I can compete for this company trip to Vegas #moneyonmymind

I hate how my movie collection is all messed up. #babymommaproblems

You can never be over dressed or over educated

Gym girls >

@SParry_ 😍

I would rather cuddle then have sex. (if you are good with grammar, you'll get it)

Hate to hear telemarketers complain #youarentdoingmuch

Was checkin out a sick new range rover and saw that the owner was Ryder's grandfather

@kayyposs2011 yum

(781): He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.

@kirstin_morris who's Denny?

@kirstin_morris I got ya. 😉

Look good, smell good.

Fitness is a lifestyle but it shouldn't be your life #selfish