libra probably has a secret stash of notebooks filled with half-formed ideas

Was at a baby shower earlier and there were only two other fellas there so I asked them who they support… “we don’t really like football”

i think i’m the nicest rudest most caring nonchalant idgaf person you’ll ever meet

City about to drop £80 mill in GKs alone in one summer and then people will have the cheek to say 'City are just so good at finding talent' Pls be quiet.

Man United trying to score the first goal of the season.

Cunha Mount Mbeumo in the first 5 mins.

Nobody: People trying to do MGR mimicry:

Ngl if I have to watch a Bruno Case pivot for the rest of the season I’m gonna rip my eyes out

Amorim seems determined to try everyone in central midfield except for Mainoo. Becoming a curious situation.

'Diogo Dalot' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Most shocking thing for me is that 2 full 90 mins, we have not seen Bruno in the final third whatsoever You have a player who is so decisive in these areas playing as far away as possible to it Amorim‘a system does not benefit Anyone but himself and his fetish for suffering

2 fanbases in the same struggle

TODAY IS THE DAY

Kobbie Mainoo leaving rumours

Netherlands's WHAT?!

I’m going to ride for Kobbie the same way I did for Scott, Dean and Marcus. This isn’t a player FC thing, it’s a Manchester United FC thing. Youth. Courage. Success

Academy graduates scoring in the BIGGEST games for Manchester United Youth. Courage. Success.

don’t call yourself a united fan if you don’t know what carrington means to us.