Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

Yes, same.

I bought Zoom ($ZM) when it was $9/share. . . . ... is something I wish I could say.

Calm. #madison #lakemonona #kayaking instagram.com/p/CE16dPDDxQX/…

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CFC8RodD_go/…

OMG, this is amazing!

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Brilliant. Congrats James Corden

Giving away 5 of these Note 8s to random people who RT this tweet over the next 24 hours. Good luck!

Tomorrow night we will be watching the last episode of season 1 of Ted Lasso. What show should we watch next that will bring the same amount of joy?

Someone stole our Biden sign tonight. Why? People suck.

The only way Trump gets to 270 now is if he loses 50 lbs

Alright, let’s talk about this “surprised it wasn’t a landslide” idea: Sweet Jesus, this IS a landslide. It took absolutely EVERYTHING we had. We are beating a system designed to not be beaten. Militias, voter suppression, gerrymandering, the racist Electoral College…

Hope for 2021:

Worst fucking loser in history of losers.