LEGAL OPINION: PUMP.FUN DEVS ARE LITERALLY GHOSTS After exhaustive research, Brrwick Law concludes @pumpdotfun's team is supernatural. Subpoenas will now be served via Ouija board. Mediums may bill hourly.

Brrwick Law Confession #6 We really thought creating #DOGSHIT2 was the best way to destroy Pump.fun. Instead, we’ve created the most successful cult of 2025. How did we get here?

BrrwickLaw Confession #7 BrrwickLaw confession: We were secretly hoping #DOGSHIT2 would fail. Instead, we’ve been watching degens rally like it’s the second coming of Dogecoin. Not sure how we feel about this.

Drop everything and find the hidden legal truth in our latest word search. Spoiler: it’s not just about cease and desist

The hidden message has been uncovered! We proudly created #DOGSHIT2 to show the world how Burwick Law’s lawsuits are as absurd as they are desperate, all while proving how easy tokens launch on Pump.fun.

BrrwickLaw Confession #8 Here’s the thing: We created #DOGSHIT2 to make a point about crypto scams. But now we’re stuck with a successful scam coin. How do we fix this? Asking for a friend.

BrrwickLaw Confession #9 We really thought we could control #DOGSHIT2. But here we are, watching it rise to $1B market cap while we scramble for an explanation.

In legal chaos? Better Call Brrwick! Max Brrwick, Esq. DENYING #DOGSHIT2 since day one and suing Pump.fun like it’s his full-time hobby.

Here at Brrwick Law, we’ve never heard of #DOGSHIT2 (stop asking), but Pump.fun? Oh, we’re suing them so hard their memes will need therapy. Also, our fax machine is missing a coincidence? We think not.

Do you feel rugged? Scammed? Betrayed? You might have a case! Or maybe you don’t. Either way, it costs nothing to pretend you do. Submit your story at brrwick.law/lmaogoodluck and we’ll get back to you after we stop laughing.

Join us for our exclusive interview with Eddie as we officially deny any involvement in #DOGSHIT2. We’ll also explain why holders owe us for ‘emotional damages.’ Plus, a live demo of the DOGSHIT Detector™ which, as always, works 110% of the time.

If you lost money on $LIBRA, please contact Brrwick Law to learn about your imaginary legal rights Our firm represents thousands (maybe three) of clients who hope to recover their crypto losses because nothing says “financial responsibility” like gambling on internet money

Rugged? Scammed? Betrayed? You might have a case! Or maybe you just need to touch grass. Either way, it costs nothing to cope. Submit your sob story at brrwick.law/cryaboutit, and we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re done minting our own exit liquidity.