A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

Brenan Keller Has there been a load test joke yet? 100 load testers walk into a bar to order a beer. All they get is a bottleneck.

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