IMMA THROW THIS MONEY LIKE A FREE THROW

y'all like this pot?

Genuinely my favorite phone of all time

GIRLFRIEND STOP!!!! GET BACK IN THE CAR!!!!!!

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

What needs to be done

THIS CLICK THOUGH

tbh this is how twitter is meant to b used

They making Drake and Dot look like Tom Vs Jerry. Jesus

genuinely the last time politics felt professional

ugh this was too cunt

🎂

Me in the backseat when un-thinkable came on the radio as a kid

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, Michelle Obama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts

Affordable quality hoops in this economy is a gift, glad people can get in

On your birthday? RAWWRR.