Dad: she’s naturally so pretty! Me: Shes literally had a nose job, lip filler and Botox.

working on the day before a holiday

Honestly respect Cadillac going “I know calling a TO here will serve nothing except pissing then off” and that’s what the Iron Bowl is built on

Please someone explain why people like Christmas parades

It’s Monday December 5th and Bill O’Brien is still employed at The University of Alabama… Enough is enough.

Morning sickness is like waking up with the worst hangover of you life but you had no fun the night before….. everyday

Talking to the wall is more entertaining than talking to you and that’s why we will never be friends

When Will Reichard came to Alabama, the kicker position had frankly been a pretty big disappointment on the team for years. This man single-handedly killed that narrative and will go down as one of Alabama’s greatest to do it. Go kill it in the NFL, Will!

I hate when I unfriend someone and they still show up on my feed bitch I hate you, go away!

The NFL doesn’t need anymore time to figure out the right thing to do. This game cannot be played tonight. The only thing that matters is Damar Hamlin. #BillsMafia

When people ask me how my life is going:

Honestly nothing feels better than when that direct deposit hits

my wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours

I’m engaged

Not commenting on your girls stuff is weird I want my man barking in my comments

Women are allowed to have checking accounts.

Brodie Croyle

Do you ever wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy?..... yeah me either

The things people tell me as HR are unbelievable and I wish I could share