i was doomed when i was born

People want to see me smashed like a bug

Legalize heroin

I think sucking toes is satanic

If politics does come up I try to keep the discussion productive and steer it away from becoming a raving shouting match. If it doesn’t seem like a productive discussion then I just dip and cut my losses

In my experience trying to talk to anyone bout politics that has a deff opinion than me is like talking to a brick wall

I try to weed out the bad actors & absolute assholes but I’m very open minded individual so it’s tough some of my family is very right leaning so I know how a lot of that kinda thinking comes from ignorance rather than hatred

My wife's pussy exploded.

Sex before marriage causes autism

Can’t eat pussy without a little salt a pepper

If u can make pussy taste like a baked potato I’ll eat it but I’m still going to need something carbonated to drink or I won’t be able to swallow

The microwave pussy used to be a bigger portion but it was on sale so that’s what I’ll be eating tonight

knocking on the pussy looking for signs of fertility

The tortured penis department

If u get the right cut and u know what to do to it the discount pussy actually tastes better than a lot of the premium stuff

When u take her panties off and realize they forgot the dipping sauce 😔

I’m going to ask her to marry me and I’m pretty sure she’ll say yes once she sees my penis

I hate when I’m having mental health crisis and some stupid idiot wants to make small talk