katy perry you will NEVER be ashley iaconetti

People acting like no one’s on theme as if “Fashion as Art” isn’t the vaguest theme

Go to a place you don’t usually go, run into people you’re avoiding

These are my faves from the Met Gala, probably just a reflection of my artistic taste

One of the best things about The Comeback is that, when it comes to TV, Valerie Cherish is always right

Does Kimberly stop being crazy just to start being a nympho? #MelrosePlace

This is why I personally enjoyed the look!

I’m so much nicer when the students admit they used the machine than when they lie and say, “yes, those made up quotes that don’t exist, that was me, my genius, Tennessee Williams could learn a thing or two.”

Sydney has the dumbest, bouffant style hair in season 4 #MelrosePlace

I read all the time, all my English PhD friends read all the time. Half of what we talk about is the fun new things we’re reading for fun

this old lady selling her vintage betsey johnson pieces on ebay and casually posting the most beautiful photos

I’ve finally decided to give into really expensive steak because I think the guy I’m seeing will continue suggesting it until it drives me to suicide if I don’t just give in

I hope the Canvas hackers release my “Please remember to do the following readings” messages. Finally my students will see them.

Last day of classes this semester: 3 hours, 27 presentations!

Where did all the Iowa City bus benches go?

Why do so many people wear white for graduation?

Philosophers could stand to be a bit less boring

Don’t forget The Comeback!

I just experienced the smallest penis I’ve ever met

Tonight, someone told me “honestly, sometimes I have trouble believing my soulmate is a white person.”