“Day of anxiety? Day of hope.” -Clayton Baker

Hat girls are hot

Hot deserves hot

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

We don’t conform, we reform

I buy bouncy balls in bulk

I dabble

WHOLE. LEE. SHIT.

President Trump released his plan to DISMANTLE the Deep State. Now that he's President-elect, this is the most important three minutes of video on the internet right now. HUGE 🔥🔥

I wanna use the handicap parking!!

“This is the absolute truth, I did 1200 abortions, first and second trimester. 1 was for rape, 2 were for incest, 9 or 10 were for genetic effects.., and all the rest of them were healthy moms and healthy kids.” “People don’t want to believe that, but it’s the truth.” Wow 😓

Lost my dignity at -476, -50, 784

1 in 4 hoes are gonna be single for life

I’m confused as to when we started letting dogs in restaurants

First game don’t count

I am not declaring for the 2025 NFL Draft. Thank you

Brushed my teeth twice for you

Pray for a brudda!

I’m gonna marry her

Coconut milk is for liberals