Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes

I’m an award winning chiropractor

AMA about your spine health

No loyalty. No gods. Only todds

Did anyone else wear their Taylor swifts fit to see the Barbie toy movie?

:something normal happens: Why does god (who is not real) hate me?

I’m a Disney mom

If FEMA won't helicopter me out of Burning Man, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

I just want my friends to be happy and not meme repeaters

I have been awarded the worlds top realtor

Who do you think you are I am?

I am the top surgeon begging you to stop doing things in all those ads.

Tyler Swift

I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.

Committing voter fraud but voting for different people each time.

When can I lose all my money on chick-fil-A sauce face girl coin?

I saw a guy coding today. No cursor. No windsurf. No chatgpt. He just sat there. Typing code manually. Like a psychopath.

I was driving the rocket that took Katy Perry to space