do you think my roommates would be upset if i got a pet raccoon

you know you’re mentally ill when you start sleeping a lot so you don’t have to be awake and conscious

all i do is drink alcohol and miss my cat

skywalker men have me in a chokehold

Pete Davidson has the option to do the funniest thing possible

stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

any theatre is a drive-in theatre if you’re drunk enough

Trump has only been in office for 3 days and his mass deportation plot is already a shitshow after ICE accidently detained a U.S. *MILITARY VETERAN* in *NEW JERSEY* He's already rounding up Americans. Congratulations morons.

This might be the most evil use of social media ive ever seen

This, especially this year ⬇️‼️

YOU'RE GOING TO HE HE HELL