monday wins: •clown suit came out of hibernation •I got a merit increase at work

sometimes I’m normal and sometimes I send a 2 minute vm of me yapping about the TS lore from today

somebody sedate me

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I’ve been bringing my lunch to work but I went to the café today. the woman was making my lunch and went, “you think you can cheat on me and then just come back?” I said I was trying to be good but will come see her once a week 😂😂

first song on shuffle of 1400+ songs is ATWTMVFTV. so glad apple music knows my mood

Baby, let the haunts begin.

i love when they celebrate Take Your Person To Work Day

I honestly can’t imagine trying to explain how I’m currently feeling to a man. he just wouldn’t get it

and then I was shot 57 times

idk how many times I have said I want to go to play in traffic in the last 58 minutes

can travis kelce fight?

my energy is a luxury item. not everyone can afford it !!!!!!!

I am completely unwell. thank you for asking

I wish I got OT because that extra $225 for the 3 extra hours tonight would slay

opened tiktok to see 888 likes and I went ??? I fear I was simply talking about a relatable experience 💀

the more I see about honey don’t!, the more idk if I can watch it in theaters

I know ball and aristotle 🙂‍↔️

I fear I have blocked my calendar for blondie again

it’s like a reward