Take this life and shove it

I presume a “Napa Valley hitman” charges four times the going rate in spite of a precipitous reduction in demand.

If we’re getting down to brass tacks, the question isn’t “does this make me look fat?” The question is “does this make me look fatter?”

LA’s a motherfucker (Northbound Harbor Freeway; accident at 223rd)

Motherfucker, shut the fuck up

Smartest passage I’ve read about Sydney Sweeney: “whose tousled good looks are practically designed to make people underestimate her.” (B.D. McClay, The Lamp, ‘The Uggo Police’)

#seen

That said, it’s a struggle to get past the 300th word in a 3000-word essay on Sydney Sweeney no matter what its position is.

NBB - Never Be Boring

Novels, already squish, are gonna get worse:

If you’re gonna put it that way…

Rave on, John Donne