The revolution has begun

combining three random condiments in my fridge to make a sauce and it turns out delicious

science win: amid massive national funding cuts to research, the portland trail blazers are doing their part to address the replication crisis in the sciences by personally re-checking the hypothesis that basketball teams are better when they hit threes! STEM!

scrolling twitter: ……..that’s disingenuous….. that’s not bad….. that’s disingenuous …… that’s disingenuous …. shoot that guy. shoot that guy and kill that guy.

the blazers are going to be paying off the karmic debt from this moment for the rest of human history by losing to more buzzer beater threes from like upper mid tier talent than the rest of the league put together

new keyboard got me emailing like Jeffg Epstin

giving blood to Red Cross is awesome if you want to get stabbed with a needle by a 19 year old fifteen times and then get two phone calls per day for the rest of your life

“bc if so” is a really funny maneuver here

at this point we should just assign a discourse to the day of the month. oh it's the 17th time to yell at mothers. looks like its the 20th time to do veganism again

i don't really know mr. mamdani or mr. osse so i'm just gonna stay out of this one and let them sort it out. now that i think of it it's occurring to me as well that i don't even live in new york city

theres gonna be 25 guys left in the league by April

Julia Salazar, no surrender, repeal SESTA/FOSTA and Protect Transgender

got a raise 😎 (googling how much was Inflation 2025 reddit -ai) got only marginally more broke 😎