Eng. Karis MSC (@briankariu) 's Twitter Profile
Eng. Karis MSC

@briankariu

a broke guy trying to make his fortunes in this life

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calendar_today24-12-2009 16:03:29

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Nairobi Metropolitan Area is slowly devolving into different forms of pipeline Kilimani area has become pipeline of english speakers of the nose Ruaka is becoming middle class pipeline Thika road slowly becoming a budget version of pipeline Zero urban planning. ZERO

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Mzee, utatoka kwa serikali. Hii kiburi uko nayo akina Uhuru walikuwa nayo pale 2019-2021. They saw dust. Nyinyi mlikuwa mnalia serikali inawafinya, mmeamua kufinya wengine? You remember Ruto being bared from traveling to Uganda? Anyway, this video serves as record

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When are you going to invite someone from EPRA so you can white wash the gas prices? We know the script. I have never been disappointed in a Kenyan journalist in recent times the way I have been disappointed by Eric Latiff Alitoka spice fm akawacha akili. Njaa ni mbaya.

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Maaann nahurumia Boni Mwangi. He's like the proverbial donkey that everyone in the village gets a turn whipping. Hawezi maliza two months bila dents. Health insurance lazima anamaliza quarter 1 Bibi yake must be ile strength of a woman, never knowing kama spouse wako atarudi

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Had an interesting talk with a lawyer buddy in town over lunch. He didn't mince his words. Kenya has no laws. You can shoot a man at 1pm outside GPO with 1000s of witnesses recording, as long as you have money to pay the cops, prosecutor and judge, your case is going nowhere

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Iphones really are goated for durability. In Sept 2022, I bought 2 iphone 14 pro's. I gave one to a babe I was dating and used the other one. Since then, I have used a s23ultra, pixel 9, oneplus 13 I upgraded her to a 16pro last week and she gave me back the 14. Still mint.

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JKIA is the hungriest airport in the world Boyz wangu ameshikwa customs. Ofcos lazima atoboke pesa huko. Mimi nimepanga line hapa kwa drop off and pick off and so far 4 cops have tried to harass me. Hii njaa ni too much

JKIA is the hungriest airport in the world
Boyz wangu ameshikwa customs. Ofcos lazima atoboke pesa huko.

Mimi nimepanga line hapa kwa drop off and pick off and so far 4 cops have tried to harass me.

Hii njaa ni too much
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One good thing about android is spam blocking. I didn't even know I was getting spam texts until I put my saf number kwa iphone. Sijui rocket pesa wanataka kunipatia pesa by force by fire. Lazima nichukue izo high interest loans zao! 😂😂

One good thing about android is spam blocking. I didn't even know I was getting spam texts until I put my saf number kwa iphone. 
Sijui rocket pesa wanataka kunipatia pesa by force by fire. Lazima nichukue izo high interest loans zao! 😂😂
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Iphone XR has the best selfie camera of all time. S25ultra is just now catching up to the quality of the XR. This is a selfie from the XR. No filters. Siwezi pata selfie safi hivi kwa oneplus 13 😢

Iphone XR has the best selfie camera of all time. S25ultra is just now catching up to the quality of the XR. This is a selfie from the XR. No filters. 
Siwezi pata selfie safi hivi kwa oneplus 13 😢
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Iphone XR has the best selfie camera of all time. S25ultra is just now catching up to the quality of the XR. This is a selfie from the XR. No filters. Siwezi pata selfie safi hivi kwa oneplus 13 😢

Iphone XR has the best selfie camera of all time. S25ultra is just now catching up to the quality of the XR. This is a selfie from the XR. No filters. 
Siwezi pata selfie safi hivi kwa oneplus 13 😢
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Iphone XR has the best selfie camera of all time. S25ultra is just now catching up to the quality of the XR. This is a selfie from the XR. No filters. Siwezi pata selfie safi hivi kwa oneplus 13 😢

Iphone XR has the best selfie camera of all time. S25ultra is just now catching up to the quality of the XR. This is a selfie from the XR. No filters. 
Siwezi pata selfie safi hivi kwa oneplus 13 😢
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Maneno ya relationship weee kaa kando You are the weakest link. Please, wait for your peers to discuss alafu usome for your own wisdom Because it's clear from the space you guys forced us to listen to, emotional intelligence is nil

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My little bro's 300k audi build is coming along nice. Amewekea 19" rims ikakaa utamu mtupu Can't believe I landed this wagon for 300k pekee. Same engine as the GTI, but with ZF AWD. Stage one from Austria Tuner IYKYK A dream car

My little bro's 300k audi build is coming along nice.
Amewekea 19" rims ikakaa utamu mtupu
Can't believe I landed this wagon for 300k pekee.
Same engine as the GTI, but with ZF AWD. Stage one from Austria Tuner IYKYK
A dream car
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Niko kwa kalocal hapa geco. Place nimeketi, kuna dem amepita mara tatu and everytime amemake sure nimeona tirries zake. Na kuna njia ingine hapo kando. Guys do you think that's a sign? Ama niendelee kukunywa KO passion and lime and mind my own business?

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The boda guy is wrong. In every accident involving a boda guy, 99.99% of the time, the boda guy caused it. Boda and Matatus are the the worst road users in Kenya.