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😱😱😱 It's happening!!

“I have not the pleasure of understanding you. Of what are you talking?”

Actual footage of me right now:

Wow, that commercial for Slack HQ was embarrassingly bad… you could tell the same story by showing it, instead of posing as a theoretical… much more impactful.

There is no Slack, there is only Zoom

Pandemic day 689. We are pretending that we are a city crosswalk while washing dishes. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Eh-uhr. Eh-urh. The walk sign is on the crosswalk.

I’m fully against “fun” names for internal things. They only serve to waste time and inhibit understanding, especially for new folks. Just use boring, simple names, like “identity-service” or whatever. Nobody wants to have to remember what Zuul service does.

We showed Digits to a customer and their response was *literal* tears of joy. I am so proud of our team and it’s clear we are striking a nerve. Here’s a screenshot of our team chat today. //cc Jeff Seibert

It’s on my new favorite subreddit. E: houseplants? B: no.. E: divorcedbirds? B: no… tvtoohigh

I can't believe that Google Slides still has a bright yellow "Share" button that means "invite more people" and not "present this slideshow" - the number of folks I see click that when trying to present their slide show via zoom is so high.

When you're the first person on the zoom

Pleasantly surprised to hear how much of a factor the Digits efficient/respectful hiring process was in candidate decisions to join.

OH (in response to an acronym): "I understand all of those letters individually"

So bad faith actors have about 12 hours to scrape for personal emails and cause even more disruption?