Thanks for joining us at ShmooCon 2025. Lead with kindness and continue achieving great things.

The Malmons aka Malware Monsters GIFs are now available for download on my Github! github.com/LambdaMamba/Ma… All the Malmons are 100% designed, illustrated, and animated by hand by me! Feel free to use them in your Slack/Discord as emojis! Make em go viral like real malware!

Hey! Elon Musk your doge minions just fired me and my colleagues at CMMI. We were working on improving maternal health outcomes AT LOWER COSTS so that less pregnant women would die in this county. I thought that would fit nicely into your agenda?

EDR got better when tools/research could be studied. Kubernetes got more secure when Jay Beale gave us peirates Linux got more secure when HackTricks gave us linpeas and hacktricks APIs got safer when hAPI_hacker wrote a book on how to hack them I could go on

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS #STARTREK #SISKO197

Two years ago. Remember why people occupied Roof Depot, remember why people have occupied GFS.

I oddly love when I’m on an active pentest engagement and there are good firewall rules in place. Refreshing to not see a “flat network” (a term I hate)

I just did a resource-based constrained delegation attack for the first time in a year and it felt so good to pull that off.

Ran into someone who must really like crafting because they had a cool scissors tattoo on their arm.

I am pretty sure a slice of that super cheesey pizza from The Goofy Movie would fix all my problems right now

April 10th meeting details are up! Brian Halbach ☕️ will be presenting his talk "Tools of the Trade: How basic items can get you access almost anywhere." Details and invite link here: dc612.org/index.php/2025…

Microsoft patched critical vulnerabilities (CVE-2025-21299, CVE-2025-29809) in Q1 2025. NetSPI research reveals Kerberos canonicalization bypasses Hyper-V isolation of credentials, compromising Windows security. Read the full article: ow.ly/WcuW50VAOTg

Your did it!!

It may have taken 230 years, but the 3rd amendment finally has a purpose.

Assal Rad

No fucking way World War III was predicted back in 2008 by the Whitest Kids U Know