Televised stand up is dead, ya gotta come see it live (next Monday 1/15 Hollywood Improv) #McD #McDanielMondays #GoldenGlobes #triggered #taylorswift improv.com/hollywood/even…

It’s a bit sad how much the internet thinks I care which Polos Tiki Barber loves.

Turn off your weekday alarm. No school tomorrow.

Weird that Laurie named her album the same as my first four guesses in wordle, but guess what? I ALWAYS WIN. And if you get this album YOU WILL TOO. Laurie Kilmartin #ftw

DLo's around the back fake had the whole squad on their feet 🤯

A dad brought a full on picnic table umbrella to pick up his kids at school today. I love LA

Who’s ready for oil companies to foot the bill for all the damage from these storms they’re causing?

Is no one going to give Jim Nantz his respect for dropping the corniest dad joke of all time “you’ve still got to fight for your right (to party)”??? #SuperBowl

I don’t think the other Lakers like LeBron.

More footage of Chiefs Super Bowl parade shooting — aerial view shows moment shots rang out & ensuing panic. Seconds after gunshots, bystanders already rendering first aid to victims. 22 injured, including 11 kids (9 w/ gsw), aged 6 to 15. At least 1 dead. 3 detained by cops.

Cut the bullshit, nobody shoots 23 people over an “argument” #KCPD

Set times tonight! MonDeRays and both Lab Shows are SOLD OUT! Get the last tickets for Roadkill now at improv.com/hollywood or arrive early and buy at the door! #hollywoodimprov #comedy

I Loved Boku #RichardLewis

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I’ll put this up against any pandering hacky race/identity joke you’ll see at #netflixisajoke #keepitreal #dropthemic

Supreme Court: We can’t enforce the laws because our bully might get mad at us.

The only sign of mental decay Biden shows is thinking he can win any republican voters over.

Tonight at 10pm I’m at Flappers Comedy Club ! RN: I’m triple dipping writing gigs. That’s the update. Have a whatever kind of weekend you damn well please.

Everyone loves Mookie and no one thinks Mookie at shortstop is the right move. #Dodgers

Kevin DeLeon is gonna give out so much free food between now and November. #cd14 StreetsblogLA