Which parts of Righteous Gemstones are Jimmy Swaggart and which parts are the Osmond Family?

Pumped to fall asleep during the first half of tonight’s national championship because I’m a grownup with a job on the east coast with a 9pm tip off.

A few more visas getting revoked and maybe kids will start getting accepted to their state schools again.

I haven’t cried over sports since Cal Ripken broke the most consecutive games record. Thank you, Rory.

Funny how every sports fan on the planet knows when the media is in the tank for a certain team or player but refuses to accept the same when it comes to the media and politics.

Sorry. Journalism will never win the Kentucky Derby. Fake News? Bet.

Another sad day for journalism.

Are Subarus the new face mask?

Not a traditionalist but the pope should never be a White Sox fan.

Honestly, if the pope isn’t from the SEC it doesn’t count.

Motley Crüe and Alice and Chains both cancelled our local music fest for health reasons. The lesson, guys. Live that rock style life. But stretch, work out and protect that back. At all costs. 💫 The more you know … 💫

Kids don’t get splinters anymore. Think about that.

Republicans have the White House, House and Senate and still managed to run off their only George Soros.

If Jake Tapper really wants to sell this book he should go on Joe Rogan for three hours of follow up questions.

Just saw someone has 1.2k friends on Facebook. I have five friends in real life and honestly that may be too many.

Terry Moron.

Is there a reason we can’t just stream Instagram reels to our TVs?

Shane Gillis > Bill Burr

Fine. Big Balls is going to be one amazing movie.

This season of Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Buffalo Bills is the best yet. Storytelling. Cinematography. Beautiful. That’s the tweet.