Feeling like future, I'm about to take my musk off.

~ Mᴜsɪᴄ Lɪᴋᴇ Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀʀᴛ , Is Iᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ Pᴀʀᴛ Oғ Lɪғᴇ 🤍🎶 ~ موزیک همانند قلب ، عضو مهمی از زندگی 🤍🎶

When you clean a dry cleaner, you become a dryclener. >>>

Lazma hizo boots za mbogy genje lazma ni zidungiz.

When she's hardworking you are complaining that she doesn't have your time, Men what's wrong with as, we will still complain that she's lazy if she's not working. 🤔💀

Boss anashagaa mbna nafika job mapema nikama nataka promotion kumbe najificha landlord🤣💔💔

When you love someone...... am joking guys ni weekend...mko???😂

Stop breaking your own heart by loving people you're supposed to be having sex with

Sometimes take your girl out and have a deep conversation with her about life and how both of you can make real money together. Relationship is not all about tearing condom with mouth. 🤣🤣🤣

Another sign of poverty is closing your eyes when sleeping 😩😂☠️

Her : "Choke me dzaddy" Later after : All rise in court case No. 13372

As a young girl your breast should be facing the person you are talking to not the ground 😂😂💔

One wrong move and you will be on ARVs for life. Stay loyal.

Stop being a boring citizen sometimes valia uniform kama ya jela uende ukae kwa fence ya prison 🤝

"Don't be afraid to start over. It's a brand new opportunity to rebuild what you truly want." #Motivation

Na muache kukompare mapenzi na Asali, Mapenzi haifiki bei.

Tirries trend

Boxer ni 150 na pantie ni 30 Bob na akili ni yko,,,😂💔🙄😂