Twitter has taught me that there are two types of people in this world. 1. People who understand sarcasm 2. Morons

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Stuff like this that may seem weird and silly will become the norm. How many jobs will this cost? Who knows... If only there was someone out there with a plan to address the issues of the future... Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 #YangGang

The Endless Wars Must End!

We all learn that fear limits our vision. It's blinders to what may be just down the road for all of us. Believing in our abilities & our self-worth motivates us to walk down another path in life - This journey is invaluable by transforming fear into freedom - how great is that?

Hahaha, Something my wife spotted on Facebook. Brilliant

When Costco runs out of toilet paper.

I don’t necessarily trust my Alexa to not eavesdrop on me and sell my secrets to advertisers, but I think I just found what I’m gonna be doing for the next few weeks:

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.

Cheesy beans on toast with a beverage of Prosecco. Fuck aye. Yeah I know I’m pure common.... get used to it bitches!

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

Not to worry, the Moon’s been spiraling away from us for nearly 4.5 billion years, shortly after the Solar System was born. Back then,the Moon was in-your-face: It orbited Earth every 8 hours, was 20x closer, 400x larger on the sky, and forced tides 8,000x stronger than today.

Wee hike up #dumyat #Scotland #hillwalking #ocilhills #walking #scottishills #keepfit #outdoors #motivation

To break a little everyday but still be unbreakable is the ultimate superpower.

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🚨🇬🇧 This one is insane - brace yourselves “A journalist has filmed illegal migrants, some have been convicted of sexual assault & murder on a flight home being given £2,000” The UK has lost the plot - The Country incentivises migrants to enter Britain illegally & then rewards

Say NO to a UK Digital ID!

🚨🇬🇧 New:- “You’re arresting me & taking me to Harrogate in the Middle of the night over a Tweet” “Our Hate Crime Team have reviewed it & said there are offences we need to explore” Yet another unbelievably shocking clip of Keir Starmer’s Gestapo arresting Brits in the middle