Getting catcalled when you’re pregnant hits different. Maybe it’s because they know I put out?

Baby’s First March! #RallyForAbortionJustice #WomensMarch2021

Strangers are arguing in the comments of one of my Instagram posts. Is this what it feels like to be an absolute superstar??

Did it hurt? When you SQUID GAME EPISODE 6?!!!???! 😰😰😭😭😭

Can’t get enough scrrrry content this Spooky Season? Check out this previously unreleased initial 13 seconds of the chestburster scene from Alien! TERRIFYING!!

For my first birthday as a mom, I celebrated with the simple pleasure of a slice of birthday cake with milk. Excuse me - while being milked. A slice of birthday cake while BEING milked.

I know we’re a nation divided, and no one ever changes views and all, but I did a complete 180 recently regarding my opinion on opossums. So, there’s that…

The only way these #AcademyAwards could get any more bonkers would be if Licorice Pizza won Best Picture.

But, Nicole, what are your thoughts?

Using false equivalents is as bad as murdering your own grandparents.

“To my 5-month-old, my pug is the size of a grizzly bear, and I canNOT stop thinking about that” is apparently not what people are looking to hear when they ask how you are????

We’re allowed to put our Wordle stats on our resumes now, correct?

The same people who spent all last month insisting that life must be protected above any other consideration will now explain to you how children being massacred in their classrooms is just the sunk cost of protecting a single sentence written in 1789.

She’s a 10(1101001101110), but you’re a computer.

I wish every anti-choicer the pain of 10 million late-pregnancy hemorrhoids. May their buttholes forever be aflame.

I don’t know what’s happening here, but that doesn’t stop me from living for it!

I like that we use the same term for “a big party” and “a baby’s diaper overflowing with shit”.

This week Adam heads to New York City to talk to candidates for the new HOA (Hitch*Cocktails own Bri Fitzpatrick, Alli Stark, and C.J. Tuor) in a neighborhood that just experienced a murder in this Rear Window themed episode. Don't miss it! #horror #hitchcock

As someone with an incredibly authentic and flawless Irish accent would say: giz’ an aul listen, would ya? Thanks for having me, Hello from the Magic Tavern!