my daughter is doing cheerleading and soccer and my son is doing music classes and my inner child is crying tears of happiness for giving my children opportunities that I never got, even if they don’t end up liking them atleast they had the option 🫶🏻

my daughters favorite song is scare by papa roach, i’m sensing a emo phase

I wanna go back and hold my almost 5 year old when she was 1 for just 10 minutes

it makes me rage so hard that soooo many people can not put their phone down when they are literally with someone. you’re gonna look back at life and only have memories of you in your phone

you’re so disappointing

unfortunately in 9th grade someone called me a butterface and at my big age of 27 I can not shake that insecurity

mixing bowl mash up blizzard from dairy is probably the best thing i’ve ever put in my mouth

I do not believe that shiny abra exist

i’m just now starting #BigBrother27 but this is literally all I think of when I see jimmy

I use my notes app an embarrassing amount. like i have 600+ notes, and I just recently realized they have a highlighter option and it has changed my life

my daughter full on puppy dog eyes begging and pleading my son to stay a baby forever

I am way too nosey for my own good

the switch up is crazy

honestly what is wrong with whoever creates pixar movies because why does every single one make me sob uncontrollably the first time watching

woke my daughter up to get ready for school and she started crying and said it’s literally the middle of the night i’m still sleepy

my daughter said I wish I had a robot that cleans up toys for me and i’m just like ??? am I literally not your robot

if you wonder if I hate you, I do 🫶🏻

you suck so bad

my best thinks she’s soooo funny

shut up