The Magic Number is down to 3⃣.

Go Fish!

Pasquatch sighting.

Retaking the lead on 3 singles, 2 of them infield singles, is so #Royals.

Safe or out?

Hampson/Isbel/Garcia 6-for-7 tonight, just like we expected.

Salvy says

No, the Royals break models.

According to Umpire Scorecards all three games have had favorability towards the Yankees. The playoffs are supposed to have good umpires

Next thing you know lawyers will make all their income on tips.

I take it you're behind that guy who lies more times before 8am daily than Tim Walz is known to have lied in this campaign?

The Royals made it a lot more difficult for the Yankees. Please try harder, Cleveland Guardians.

Coming soon to an insurrection near you: 25 stolen guns.

Elon was truly visionary when creating Tesla. Now we all know that the T on all the cars really means "Trumpmobile".

Donald Trump is Putin’s bitch. He was never interested in “peace.” He was never going to help Ukraine. Putin owns his sorry ass. Great job MAGA, you fuckstains sold us all out to the fucking fascists.

It was clearly a planned assault.

In case you didn't already know that Trump is a Russian asset...

I don't appreciate my country being used as a Russian propaganda outlet. Trump is a Russian asset. Any questions?

Fucking surreal. youtu.be/0J08atDFR2c?si…

This is a lot of words to say that AI doesn't really exist.