When the world gives you lemons, make a lemon cannon to shoot them back! Why am I up at #4AM? I only just got home. Goodnight Twitterverse!

Would like to congratulate my sister and her partner on their #Engagement! So happy for them both! :D

Sick of hearing about whining people who think their lives will be destroyed by a carbon tax! Thanks a lot Julia! #convoyofnoconfidence

Another #SickDay. I've chilled on the couch watching movies. Wish I could make a career of this :P

I don't think I can do this job for the rest of my life. Need a #CareerChange. I think that'll involve going back to studying. #Apprehensive

Don't know how Strongbad types with his Boxing Gloves on. I just tried it and took 20 minutes for 10 words. Do you know Homestar Runner?

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Dymension Can we still increase our allocation?

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