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Brent Something

@brentcetera

If this was your Twitter bio you'd be home by now.

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linkhttp://instagram.com/brentcetera calendar_today26-01-2009 23:19:05

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Had a mid-life, mid-pandemic crisis and formed a band. Maybe take a break from the horribleness of Twitter and have a listen to our first single? songwhip.com/magicmountains… BONUS: Any follows on Spotify would surely make these 4 old men smile into their soup…

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Sorry honey, no gifts this year. As you know money is tight and I spent our savings on 8 purebred huskies to pull my Segway through the snow

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Cruise Ship Log, Day 92. The food long gone, we've begun eating the steel drum band. Though nourished, we are no longer feeling hot hot hot.

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*shouts over music* I MODERATE A D&D MESSAGE BOARD WANNA GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND "GAIN SOME EXPERIENCE POINTS”? *makes hip-thrusting motion*

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I've got an iron will and brass balls and nerves of steel and a lead foot and a heart of gold and a case of severe metal poisoning

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Used a baseball bat to chase away some Jehovah’s Witnesses who were cleverly dressed as young girls trying to sell cookies.

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Of all the Costcos, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into this one and catch me guzzling bottles of ranch dressing