Don’t forget. I’m just as versatile in 🌞🌞as🌨🌨. Everyone loves a sambo.

Ready and waiting. #stormlorenzo

#stormlorenzo Jasus, The Dubs and Nordies will never survive on that.

#stormlorenzo

#stormlorenzo Fucking bread everywhere now. For shit sake. Can’t give the shitten stuff away now.

#stormlorenzo I’ll be taking over the storm forecasting from here on out.

Like a good lad.

Just to clarify. Don’t be shite bags with your stockpiling. Plenty to go around for everyone, Let’s not have to talk about this again. #COVID19ireland #coronavirus #CoronaVirusUpdate

Yis absolute shower of shites. Would you cop on and behave. #stockpiling #COVID19ireland #Covid_19 #CoronavirusPandemic

Proud of yourselves? Absolute gob shites.

#StormEllen Don’t be acting the shitebags tonight or tomorrow. Things are stretched. Don’t be the big man with your mates around water. Help someone out in the morning. Do what yizzer told and ye’ll be grand.

#COVID19ireland interesting those proposing severe lockdown conditions are those with bulletproof jobs. This virus came back after our first lockdown. What miracle lockdown is going to work this time.

#StormBarra Get up the yard ye little bollix.

I'm after putting the young lad in the wheelie bin so it won't go flying around. #StormBarra

Bit of a wankstain that Conor McGregor. Best part of him ran down his ma’s leg.

The three people killed in a St Stephen's Day crash in Co Tyrone have been named locally rte.ie/news/ulster/20…

Hope it absolutely pisses #sneachta everywhere.

#StormEowyn We will all make through this cos we’re going to do the right things.

So err... anyone do anything nice over the weekend?