I take back what I said earlier. Today was amazing. Give me all of the wildness. #neworleans

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A glimpse of what it’s like being married to me 🙃 We all need a little disco, no?

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As a person who thrives on instant gratification, there is nothing better than vacuuming and hearing the shhkhkhkhkhk of everything getting sucked up #FixMyLife

Me, awake & playing on my phone: Blayton, asleep: “perimeter!” Me, startled: “what? Perimeter?” Blayt, still asleep: “like the boundary; around the edges. but not the middle. Perimeter.” ??????? 😂

I never know what to wear the day after an attempted coup.

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Another day in the simulation! Enjoy it everyone 🦋☀️🌀🚀

Would be kinda cool if everyone realised that it’s perfectly ok to entertain a range of conflicting theories of differing likelihoods simultaneously. Like you won’t burst into flames it’s fine

This is what my brain imagines every time I hear that the Blue Origin capsule will return to earth via parachute #BlueOrigin #SpaceRace

Muffins are just cake in disguise.

What y’all think this smell like?

According to researchers at Harvard, Medicare would have saved nearly $4B last year if they bought through us. We’re open for business 😉 nbcnews.com/health/health-…

My toxic trait is that I just wanna go home and put on my sweatpants

Actually please don’t 🤐🤫

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