every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

Nathan Fielder descending through Dante’s inferno going “oh ok” to everyone’s stories

That's why we here at Wells Fargo are saying "Okay, Boomer" to overdraft fees and "yaaaas bitch" to short term high interest loans!

Soda 20 years ago: this sugar water tastes like grapes Soda today: this prebiotic elixir is infused with DMXT-9 to awaken your senses and fucking destroy your gut bacteria

Me: how does john wilson find so many weird little things in new york Also me after spending 20 minutes outside:

꒰ ૢ❛ั◡❛ั ॢ✩꒱

ordering this at death row before I am sent to the electric chair

protect your neck!

mia and lucia leaving the white lotus

What the

New generational scapegoat just dropped

Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

paycheck: first of the month rent due: second of the month #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus

Meaning?

*Reductress but still

Jackripped Massimo Hajime Miura uses the Yoyorecreation Autoscopy, his signature bi-metal yoyo designed for 3A competitions. He's sponsored by Yoyorecreation and has won multiple titles with it.