i have my first studio session with a vocalist today honestly kinda wild😅

an old school vinyl dj told me the other night over drinks “EDM nowadays is the musical equivalent of a handjob. it’s all a fucking tease”

if youre not in the studio dancing like a stripper did you really make a banger?

sober raving you mean 12step dubstep?

frat houses across america going bonkers rn

weed is so funny you’re telling me that all i have to do is set this little plant on fire and life gets better? sign me tf up

saw some neighborhood kids having a lemonade stand and holy shit the nostalgia

this girl took me bowling after we met at the bar and holy shit ive never been more humbled in my life

this is the hardest sport I’ve ever played + I’m drunk it’s lit

she is kicking my ASS it’s kinda hot ngl

this girl said omg you produce I love house music and then plays kygo

if you listen to edm and rave you’re hot sorry i don’t make the rules

my love language: “ayo who’s on aux turn that shit up”

lol spent months procrastinating something that literally took 10 minutes to complete im fighting my brain

hey, you are fine, life is good.

heard this guy tell the girl at the bar “im gonna show you a picture of my cock” and no shit this dude pulls up his roosters get me tf out of here😭

Nick Saban has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

It’s happening again in auburn, Jordan Hare is Jordan Hareing early