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I’d be delighted if our keeper could actually hold the ball for more than 8 seconds without dropping it

LANGER DAN waking up this morning now it's March... 🤣🤣🤣

Where would Manchester United be this season without Bruno Fernandes? Captain, creator, finisher. Their only real cutting edge. Fernandes moans, he can annoy but he looks like he cares. United could do with some more with his attitude. #MUFC #MUNFUL

We have a few problems at the club but Bruno Fernandes is not one of them, not sure where we'd be without him 🇾🇪🇾🇪

100m player in a working man's club, if anything he should be fucking praised for staying normal.

With Onana in goal and that PSG performance tonight we would’ve lost that game 14-0.

Fucking hell I know it’s been said but I can’t remember a manager having this much media/interviews in such a short space of time

When the Mrs asks how much dough you’ve spunked at Cheltenham 🏇🏻💶 #CheltenhamFestival

Bruno Fernandes now has 25+ goal contributions across all competitions for the third season in a row 🌟 Only Mohamed Salah and Erling Haaland have achieved the same feat. He is the bright spark at Old Trafford 🔥

Credit where it's due. The atmosphere tonight at Anfield has been superb. One of those proper European nights under the lights. Bit weird that they sang everything in French tho.

One look at the big tent and they've absolutely shat it.

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🚨Ruben Amorim: “We need to help him [Bruno Fernandes] to win titles because he deserves it.”

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Why would you need to rest a goalkeeper? He’s been dropped because he’s a useless moron, simple as that.

Top 3 knee slide celebrations of all time btw. There was like 6 in one😍😍😍

MUFC getting battered, but the main song in the ground is for Ruben Amorim.

Not sure why Roy just doesn’t come out & say why he doesn’t like Bruno Fernandes … no matter the performance it’s the same crap rolled out by Roy

If you can’t appreciate how good Bruno Fernandes is at football then it really isn’t the game for you… Top tier