Men are simple. Give them s*x, respect and a home-cooked meal and they’ll move mountains for you. It’s not that they’re hard to please, it’s just that too many women refuse to try.

Nobody noticed mate 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

A statement of intent from our owner Evangelos Marinakis, as Morgan Gibbs-White signs a record deal at the Club until the summer of 2028. 🤝

Under Marinakis: Prem promotion for the 1st time in 23 years Highest league finish in 30 years European qualification for the 1st time in 29 years 1st FA Cup semi in 33 years 1st League Cup semi in 31 years Why are people surprised we back Marinakis til the death? 😂 #NFFC

A lot of mental health issues could be alleviated with daily exercise, dedicated sleep schedules, less time on devices, and more time spent outside with fresh air and sunshine.

😂😂😂😂 no way

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell😭

If ronaldinho was around today people would call his dribbles useless and look at his g/a numbers and compare him to mbuemo

Some of us didn’t just play the PS1. We grew up with it. Scratched discs, save file heartbreaks, demo discs on repeat. No internet. No guides. Just you, the controller, and your imagination. We weren’t just gamers. We were explorers.✌🏻

When Come home after a 3 day bender and your bird puts you on your ass 😂

Puskas winner right there. Outrageous

367 out of 368 players who played in EURO 2004 have retired. Only ONE is still playing, and his name is Cristiano Ronaldo. The longevity is INSANE. 🐐

Ladies and gentlemen Mr Lee Wort - what a goal in the Emirates FA Cup for AFC Portchester!

Is that Eddie howe or usyk 🥴😂

“But we won the Carabao cup, we are massive”

I can’t wait for this lot to get beaten by Fulham at home and go and get their little green and yellow scarves out from under their bunk beds… again. Every summer they get cocky, every season they get humbled

Hahaha classic