Dan Andrews at his press conference tomorrow: “Hello everyone. First, and most importantly, I just want to say that I am nationalising the AFL and instructing them to play the grand final next week at the MCG. A capacity of 135,000 will be allowed. Because, fuck it I guess.”

We want maxi! We want maxi! #AUSvIND #Maxwellball

Rick McIntosh story time during the race and Luke Williams post race interview is as enjoyable 10 minutes of racing you could ever hope for #JerichoCup Racing.com Punters+

Maxi comes into bat with 10.2 overs still to go. Nobody move. Nobody! #AUSAvIND #MaxwellBall

How good do you have to be to get a gig as a third umpire in high level cricket? Not very.... #AUSvsIND

In a shit year, happy to celebrate the amazing bits. If you’d asked me to order the most likely things to happen - “global pandemic” would have been ahead of “becoming a group winning harness owner”, but here we are! Go Team Graham Racing Brittany Graham Matt Clemow and Il Pirata!

Remember this pain #AUSvsIND

Having a go with the new Betfair Australia app, as we’re being forced to from next week. It is legit horrid, especially when trying to track or update bets. Has to be a better way.

Toby Greene throws a flying elbow at Patrick Dangerfield and apparently it’s “Dangerfield drawing a free”... channel 7 coverage of the AFL continues to go from strength to strength #AFLCatsGiants #afl

Into equine immortality! How good is racing!? #stradivarius

What a day for Days Since Essendon Have Won A Final

Best horse in the country, ridden by the best jockey, prepared by the best trainer! What a star!! Elleegant indeed!!! #melbournecup2021

Got him! Yes!! #FirstBall #ashes

Hope Cripps thanks his legal team… the @afl should hang its head in shame, what a disgrace #BrownlowMedal

As you waste time at work on a Friday, getting ready for a huge 24 hours in racing, give this a watch #CoxPlate youtu.be/zXiwfGrui0g

Looking forward to the sled dogs dragging Matt Clemow back into coverage and him realising he is at a 100 per cent strike rate for 2024! #1600m

We’re all happy to just keep pretending the Banfield goal wasn’t touched, yeah? Incompetent AFL umpiring finally pays off! #AFLFreoPies

It’s all about the umpires! The @afl giving the people what the want!! #AFLCatsLions