I’m old and there are too many things to do pre snap to complete a pass longer than 4 yards. Recruit fullbacks, run the triple, throw maybe twice a game, and god bless the Maryland I.

The two dumbest guys in the world who are incapable of admitting even a minor mistake got together and you’ll never believe what happened next

Me: I can’t believe DJ Uiagalelei can’t throw downfield. Also me: I threw nine interceptions on varsity difficulty this morning.

When the Wordle bot analyzes my dinner.

Bought a new car and got WAOM plates so I’m sure this car will never fail in the most heartbreaking and improbable manner.

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They need to turn down the illegal formation slider

I guess we’re skipping Halloween and going right to Christmas

Let’s get nuts Bunkie Perkins

Good morning

There is a lot going on here

I hate football

“The Ole Miss game ruined the Evanescence concert” are words I never thought I would say but here we are.

When you’re hot you’re hot.

We are strangers in a strange land.

Hey YouTube TV we need mutibox of CFP playoff rankings show and election results

I’m over on the other site now. Same name, same face. bsky.app/profile/bradco…