TERMINATE HIS CONTRACT TONIGHT I AM FUCKING TIRED

An unquestionably embarrassingly generationally unbelievably terribly horrifically mind-numbingly expectedly shit performance... And it's only the first half.

Worst keeper in the world. Getting near none of them

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE KNOCKED OUT OF THE EFL CUP BY FOURTH-TIER GRIMSBY TOWN It's gonna be a long season 💀

Cristiano Ronaldo features 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 on the list of fastest players to score 100 goals for a club 🤯🔥

🚨 Understand Manchester United are preparing one final big push to get Senne Lammens deal done! Talks to accelerate this weekend again with Royal Antwerp. Deal on.

CRISTIANO RONALO 940 GOALS!!!! THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS AND THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!!

League seasons Cristiano Ronaldo has scored in: 2002-03 2003-04 2004-05 2005-06 2006-07 2007-08 2008-09 2009-10 2010-11 2011-12 2012-13 2013-14 2014-15 2015-16 2016-17 2017-18 2018-19 2019-20 2020-21 2021-22 2022-23 2023-24 2024-25 2025-26 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘-𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 🤯

First step ✅ 🔥

A big season here, without injury Ronaldo could play 50 games. This would take him from 940 goals very close to reaching the big 1,000 by the World Cup 2026. Imagine! 🌟

Amorim isn’t the problem. Ten Hag brought in a lot of player who are no good to the club. The players where at fault for Grimsby towns loss. (Only thing I can blame Amorim for is playing Onana in goal).

Even CHATGPT says Ronaldo would be the greatest of all time.. 🏆

Convincing win against Burnley tomorrow. Then some much needed international break time, Man United will still rise this season. #ManUtd

100% pen that!!!!

𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟗𝟓𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄! 🫨

THIS IS WHAT IT MEANSSSS

A win is a win and we definitely don't get that many as United fans anymore. So enjoy it.

Ten Hag job in danger! We could see THREE former United managers sacked in a week!!!

🚨 Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Emiliano Martínez and approached Aston Villa! As exclusively revealed this morning, Dibu is back as concrete option for #MUFC if Lammens deal doesn’t happen. Talks well underway now.

NOT POSTING UNTIL CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORES A HAT-TRICK ⚽️