Hi! Lifelong Minnesotan here. Now that everyone is looking our way because of Tim Walz, I'd like to tell you about a little something called The Halloween Blizzard of '91.

Constitutional amendment to officially call it Duck Duck Gray Duck. #Walzpolicy

White House Bloody Mary's come with tiny snits of @GrainBeltBeer. #Walzpolicy

The country shuts down for a few days to celebrate state fairs. #Walzpolicy #WalzVP.

Nobody is required to say exactly what they mean but instead can say 'Well if that's what you want' instead. #Walzpolicy #Walz

All stadiums are approved, but bitterly argued over for the full life of the stadium. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Situation Room meetings start with a discussion of the weather and end with 'But the summers are great!' #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

All military uniforms become khakis and red Target polos. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

The Department of the Interior is replaced with the DNR. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Gambling age stays the same, but pulltabs become available in all 50 States. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

White House removes pepper from all dishes because it is just too darn spicy. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

St. Paul is recognized as an actual place. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Canada becomes the new 'Up North'. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Gary Anderson becomes Secretary of State. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Prince gets his rightful place in the $1 dollar bill. George Washington moved to Dairy Queen napkins. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Wisconsin given back to French in very late gift exchange for Statue of Liberty. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

Ranked choice voting for house seats. #WalzPolicy #WalzVP

On the morning of the Fall Classic, no better place to start your day. #WorldSeries #Cooperstown

Let's get ready to play ball ⚾️ #WorldSeries

RIP #PhilLesh.