Was at a baby shower earlier and there were only two other fellas there so I asked them who they support… “we don’t really like football”

“i’ve never listened to charli xcx before” YES YOU HAVE! — a thread 🧵

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar. The Reds exit the Carabao Cup. Grimsby: ✅ United: ❌

🚨 4th division side Grimsby Town have eliminated Man United from the Carabao Cup.

Who do you want #ManCity to face in the Carabao Cup Third Round, Blues? Note: Manchester United are out. They lost in Round Two against League Two side Grimsby Town.

£155m on Isak £140m on Wirtz £120m on Ekitike All in one transfer window. How is the rest of the Premier League supposed to compete with Liverpool's spending?

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Gigio Donnarumma to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇮🇹 Deal done for the Italian GK to join Man City project from Paris Saint-Germain. Medical this afternoon. Long term deal agreed weeks ago and all done between the two clubs after Éderson signed for Fenerbahçe.

Dear Cityzens, I want to be honest with you... the reason why I’m leaving is very simple: I still want to play football as often as possible, because that’s what I love the most. I’ll turn 35 soon, but I still feel very fit and I truly believe I can continue to perform at a high

🚨 Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner has almost matched Mikel Arteta's Arsenal trophy haul... in five fewer seasons. 😳🏆 And he's spent over €900M less than Arteta on transfers. 🤯

“Season after season Mo Salah still remains the owner of Man City” 🔵 2017/18 PL Champions - Man City 🔵 2018/19 PL Champs - Man City 🔴 2019/20 PL Champs - Liverpool* 🔵 2020/21 PL Champs - Man City 🔵 2021/22 PL Champs - Man City 🔵 2022/23 PL Champs - Man City 🔵 2023/24 PL

Excited to re-sign with FUTBIN for another year, been working together since the start! 🐐 To celebrate renewing with FUTBIN for FC 26 they’re giving away 36,000 FC Points! To enter: ✅ Follow me & FUTBIN ✅ Repost this tweet

Neymar why???

Just cooked someone 4-0 on FC 26 with 2008 in their gamertag

🗣️REPORTER : “Unlucky Bernardo, conceding late just like them last season. Do you still see this as a big point?” 🗣️Bernardo: “No. That’s the difference. For them, a draw feels like a trophy. For us, we expect more. That’s why we WIN leagues and they win nothing.” BERNARDOOO ❤️

Bro risked all his aura for infinite AURA 💀🔥

İlkay Gündoğan: “One of the opponent players came to me during the game and asked me is the atmosphere always like that.”

Local derby. 94th minute. Half-way line. Winner. Cole Stockton.

Pep Guardiola asked without ‘any disrespect to Ederson’ how Donnarumma has impacted #ManCity’s defence: “Never, never, never will I compliment Donnarumma disrespecting the most important keeper that we’ve had in this club in 10 years. Ederson has been massively important in the

Manchester City are the oldest club in the entire UEFA Champions League. 🙌🏻 In 1880, St Mark’s church founded a football club that would go on to become Manchester City. ⛪️🩵 [via FOX Soccer]