WHERE is my folk ..screw it IM GOING in !!!!

happy valentine’s day 💞

the Islamic Golden Age contributed 0 to science along with 1, 2, 3…

If any member of Congress said that Israeli or Jewish was a synonym for evil I’m pretty sure the ADL would trigger a black hole that subsumed them and dragged them into an alternate dimension, but let’s remember they have a Mamdani Monitor.

My therapist just told me about Message Theory. Look thru your messages with a friend. Yup, count them. Did your friend sent less texts? If so, they aren’t showing fully up to the relationship, and move on. You can thank me later 🙃

For years I have been honing a completely new writing style based on rhetorical questions, em dashes and a high degree of obsequiousness. I think people are really going to like it

It’s 2008. With ‘Will & Grace’ off air & ‘Modern Family’ yet to begin, gay representation on TV is at its lowest in years. Both presidential candidates are against gay marriage. “That’s so gay” is the most popular phrase. Enter 21-year-old Hilary Duff:

Imagine a nervous Tom Cruise who has saved himself till marriage for 50 years finally being broken into. 🫠

Chinese in Dubai Marina ? Oh go on then. Bosh

With how liminal this frathouse looks its no wonder so many pledges become lost media from hazing :/

but GTA 5 was an Xbox 360 game

CRAZY: 🇺🇸 President Trump said he doesn't remember promising U.S. citizens $2,000 tariff checks!

pretty sure the dark ages didn’t last from -500BC to 1400AD

A socialist utopia is only possible, as long as there are enough successful capitalists around to fund it.

Utah Democrats liking socialism AND capitalism more

If Fishback ever won it’d be off the back of boomers who like that he wants to get rid of property taxes and that he complains about “Obama phones” in 2026. ‘Bright young man’ sort of thing. This herrenvolk thing and trying to appeal to young voters is not going to get him far.

Andrew Giambrone lol ok. So if we have ADHD just…starve?

Emma ☪️🧀🌹 I think it would have looked like this. Trump would have won 46 states, but Biden's age would have actually helped him in Florida and Arizona since so many retirees live there, and he would have held onto Delaware because of his home state boost.

Locked, loaded, plowing. Track our fleet in real time at nyc.gov/PlowNYC