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BowTiedCrow

@bowtiedcrow

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calendar_today02-01-2017 06:11:52

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Just lifting weights and not being obese, like even 20-25% BF probably puts you top 10% of humans Like just be kinda strong and not a complete disaster and you mog the vast majority of the population

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There’s basically three golden rules guys have to follow to be a good bro- 1. Buy all your ecom buddies products. Endlessly post how good it is. 2. Tell all your gym buddies they’re looking big even if they’re not 3. Relentlessly question the sexual orientation of the rest

BaNkErS | Meme Mercenary (@bowtiedbankers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Jeep Wrangler was a chill truck for many years Then women and gays decided to put rubber ducks on the windshield It’s over for the Jeep Wrangler

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I’ve taken no supplements for several weeks. Nothing. Not even creatine. Still 63 IQ and 6’2. Some things really never do change do they?

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Imagine the quality of life upgrade in the US if instead of bombing of Iran, we used high precision, American made munitions on spam call centers. Would usher in the era of American supremacy when finally all of our phones worked.

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I just bought the sickest vintage-ish Hermes tie. Adding to the collection. Convinced these are only going to go up in value

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Nobody I know has built anything of value with local inference. It’s a fun hobby but not applicable to real world use case for most given $$$ constraints

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I’ve never had a good experience banking with a credit union. Everything has to happen in person; their technology is always 10 years in the past. How do people live like this?

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There will be a day, someday, that will be the last day Salesforce ever runs a track side advertisements of some third world developed product.

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So what happens in a recession is you get laid off and your stocks get cut in half. I bet you could get by selling your shit on Facebook marketplace

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Limit down tomorrow. Facebook marketplace is always open. $20 for your drill will get you 2 gallons of gas 🤡🤡🤡🫵